I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have fence marks all over my body
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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