This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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