i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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