A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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