hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We have started to decorate penises.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
