You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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