It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
