Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
