TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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