i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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