I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm like, not good at living.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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