that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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