he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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