I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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