Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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