So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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