You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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