Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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