Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
is it fun? or sober?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
