Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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