You're so nebulous sometimes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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