just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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