Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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