what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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