I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
