If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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