So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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