: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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