man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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