She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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