My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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