So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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