Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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