Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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