he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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