Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
wow bdsm is so cute
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