i already hear my dad disowning me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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