you traded sex for a burrito?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
it's great music for shaving your balls
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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