We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
