I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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