Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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