Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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