I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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