Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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