omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
