I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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