I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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