But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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