How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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