Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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