week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
This is my gift to your gina
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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