I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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