But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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