I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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